While in Germany I have been:
- Working hard
- Eating a sausage-based meal a day.
Going to Germany with a Eurasian has been really good, because rather than trying to buy and cook the same things I would in New Zealand, he buys things that are delicious and German. So: Sausages, black bread, mayonnaise, cream cheese, goats cheese, hard cheese, mozzarella, chocolate. As it turns out you can eat these foods many many days in a row and they are still delicious.
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| A day's supply |
DON'T WORRY: I'm eating lots of blueberries as well, which add a million health points to every meal.
I thought that doing night shift at the synchrotron might be accurately summarised by the second option on the coffee machine I relied heavily upon:
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but actually working at DESY - an amazing scientific facility enclosed by a particle accelerator - makes everything okay! I am surrounded by awesome high-tech stuff and have met and played table soccer with a bunch of neat scientists from Estonia, Spain, Russia and Holland.
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| Looking through lead glass at some hardcore x-rays |
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| The outside of the particle accelerator PETRA III |
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| The particles were hidden by huge concrete blocks to stop people nearby getting superpowers |
They are building the world's biggest free electron laser at DESY - the XFEL. It's going to be 3.5km long (!!) and open in 2015. Konstantin and I have agreed we're definitely going to work there, as cleaners if necessary.
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| I don't think this is actually the tunnel for the XFEL, but it COULD BE |
Konstantin showed me the control centre for PETRA III. There were a lot of clever-looking men who had 6 computer screens each. When I get back to UC I am going to take all my officemates' monitors and arrange them in an awesome semicircle, and pretend I control a particle accelerator.
Okay - my flight to England is about to board!
MOZZARELLAAAAAAAAAA. I miss it so much. :'(
ReplyDeleteSo how does one actually get superpowers then?
ReplyDeleteSo far I can only manage super-sleepiness by staying up too long. Research continues!
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